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Post by WEBMASTER on Jul 20, 2008 3:19:20 GMT -5
;D
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Post by levi on Jul 20, 2008 3:37:59 GMT -5
originally posted by jas jas
buang man ning RD oie... as in the calmest person in the class will lose his cool during RD moments... even simple English becomes a challenge... hehe
"Then next, we groom the patient's feet" (tapos pedicure the patient's hair? hehe)
"First, we fold the patient" (unsa daw? hehe, sakita pud ana oie)
"Putting on the top sheet or bath blanket will prevent body loss" (kahadluk... mudagan dyay lawas nimo bilin ulo? hehe)
"Before log rolling the patient, pull him closer to you piece by piece" (murag jigsaw puzzle? hakhak)
"Then take out the bath towel" (hello sir/maam, may i take your order?)
"After CBB, wash and arrange the utensils" (unsa ni? table setting?)
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Post by levi on Jul 20, 2008 3:40:00 GMT -5
originally posted by siYAYEEko
ng cge jd kog ktawa ani nga thread! hahaha nka.remember nuon ko sa mga bloopers nmu..share ko ah! Very Happy
girl: once you're done with the CBB.. CI: sandali lang, kanina ka pa sige sabi ng CBB, alam mo ba ang meaning nyan? girl: yes mam! CLEANSING BAD BREATH (mao lge na bah! hahaha) Laughing
"before starting with the procedure, you have to REMOVE THE SIDE RAILS FIRST" (saon mna ue? gabason? hahaha) Twisted Evil
"you wet and MITER YOUR WASH CLOTH" (db sa top sheet mna? pano na?)
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Post by levi on Jul 20, 2008 3:41:56 GMT -5
originally posted by Daniella
kani..
sa among cbb rd..
akong partner man ang nag demo..
girl(ako na iyang patient ang gi-sturya): ah..ma'am..maghugas na ta sa imong reproductive organ..
PCi:reproductive organ jud miss? unsa pa ma'y tawag ana?
girl: ah,... private organ?
PCI:kasabot ba diay imong pasyente ana?
girl: girl thingy?
PCI: dili..unsa ma'y tawag ana? naa pa ma'y lain..
girl:KALULUWA ma'am? Laughing
PCI: unsa'y kaluluwa?
girl: KALAG ma'am!
hahahaha....ako na patient kay perting katawa... hahahahah
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Post by levi on Jul 20, 2008 3:43:16 GMT -5
originally posted by 0o0 dArZ IV 0o0
CI: O.. anu na gagawin mo after doing the procedure?
Student: hmmm...
CI: Pagdali ma'am para dali ta mahuman!
Student: (nakulbaan) ah.. remove the patient from the bedside..
CI: UNSA?!
naunsa kaha ang student anu no? hahaha
OTHER BLOOPER LINES: "Fanfold the patient to the foot part of the bed" sakita pud uy! "Instruct the patient to raise her buttocks: Ma'am isaka nato imong B*I*L*T" aw... censored! siga gud ang mata sa CI!
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Post by levi on Jul 20, 2008 3:45:00 GMT -5
originally posted by shaTTered trUSt
HANDWASHING:[/b]
stand on the sink
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Post by levi on Jul 20, 2008 3:46:25 GMT -5
originally posted by acute pawlo
PA RD: CI: unsa man imong ma-auscultate sa lungs sir?? st.n. (dili ni ako ha): crackers mam!..O_0
Parenteral medication RD: CI: MR._____ what is IVTT? St.N.: INTRAVENOUS TETANUS TOXOID mam?. paaaaaaak!!
CI: Unsa man ang route sa OPV? St.N.: DEEP IM mam!
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Post by blueangel on Jul 20, 2008 8:27:15 GMT -5
naa pa.contribution from batch 2006.. hehe
*remove the patient's arm (kahadlok pod) * and wear the patient's gown (o dba echusera na nurse gsto pod mahimong patient!) * HANDWASHING--- and clean the interdigital interspace..pirtie oie!
*CBB
CI: unya unsa imo isulti sa patient? StN: Maam manglimpyo nata sa imong girl thingy mam CI: bisayaa kay dili kasabot ang patient StN: ay mam. pde na nato limpyohan ang imong KINAIYAHAN? (o dba Forest na forest ang dating?)!hahaha
* naa ppa: and put the basin IN BETWEEN the TOES! (paaakk!unsaon kaha na)
* StN: place the BEAN KIDNEY at the table (referrring to the kidney basin) CI: what again Ms. ****?? StN: place the BEAN KIDNEY at the table sir! CI: BEAN KIDNEY? StN: Yes sir. (ang CI na manawayon pirting ktawa.haha)
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Post by MRsimple on Aug 16, 2008 12:36:24 GMT -5
natatawa nalang ako pagnaalala ko yung sarili ko na nanginginig habang nagRRD ng handwashing.. wahehe
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